On the 13th day of Christmas
Posted on
December 14, 2004 by
Marna
The cards are pouring in. Neither Jesus nor Santa appears to be popular this holiday season. The statistics so far:
Reference to Christmas: zero
Reference to “Holidays”: 100%
Use of holiday iconography such as snowmen or poinsettias: 22%
Use of cats and dogs: 56%
Use of offspring spawned from human loins: 22%
Inclusion of generic “dear everyone we’re fabulous” newsletter: 33%