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I feel the earth move

Posted on October 30, 2004 by Marna

Since moving to Los Angeles, I have been waiting to feel an earthquake. Not a Northridge, but just a little shake to remind me where I live since I no longer get to experience blizzards or hurricanes.

This morning when I turned my phone on, I had a voicemail from a friend who lives two miles away. “Oh my God, did you feel that one?” she asked.

No, I didn’t. I went on the recent earthquakes website to discover there was a 2.7 magnitude in my neighborhood at 9:07:19 a.m. What was I doing that I didn’t feel that? Oh yeah, masturbating.

Oh well, maybe next time I’ll feel the earthquake.

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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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