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Marna the croupier

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Marna

Tonight the game was roulette and I was betting on odd.  I finally worked up the courage to try Chat Roulette.  Since I’ve had my share of creepy, weird guys, what are a few more?

Let’s not forget that I am the old lady of the internet.  I walked up hill both ways in the snow to check my 14.4 modem.  I cut my teeth in AOL chat rooms and I’ve thrived in VoIP avatar communities with full voice duplexing.

I lasted 10 minutes only due to the fact that last guy I was randomly connected with had his clothes on and he was from Iowa.  He told me he has to click through dozens of dicks before he gets a chick.  I saw that pattern immediately.  There’s lots and lots of cock on Chat Roulette.  This may be a new internet age, but the same offline rules apply.  Don’t act shocked and laugh.  They’ll get mad and move on.

Same as it ever was.  Odd.

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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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