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If Virginia is for lovers, where does that leave California? Comments Off on If Virginia is for lovers, where does that leave California?

Posted on August 12, 2004 by Marna

A good Virginia girl found love in California. I have proof, it is possible, but,as you would expect, the freak flag is flying high.

The announcement states the couple had a double-tattoo ceremony. The bride tricked out her mother’s wedding dress. The groom wore white formal attire and derby embellished with kaleidoscopic braid and feathers. The couple were attended by a cast of forest deities. Ceremonies concluded in the evening with a burning of the groom’s interactive sculpture, The Swirling Cosmic Mystery.

This news item was sent to me by a friend in Virginia. She was probably suggesting this is what I have to look forward to.

Today, I rejoice in my singleness. While my vibrator batteries are recharging, I’ll go to Venice beach, bow to the setting sun, and say a prayer to my chakras. I have confirmation: There is someone for everyone, even in California.

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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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