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Posted on December 30, 2003 by Marna

I’m not doing a list or a year-end review. I know better than to speculate what the future holds for me. I did learn one important lesson this year. My vibrator takes rechargable batteries.

Why didn’t I think of this before? Why? I used to proudly walk into Costco to get my 48 double packs. How many batteries could I burn through next month? I was like a frat boy building a beer can pyramid.

The landfills of America can now breathe a sigh of relief. Marna’s got a recharger and the light just turned green. Happy new year.

  • About Marna

    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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