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Posted on August 10, 2007 by Marna

My hair salon left a voice mail asking if I needed a blow dry with my gray root dye job tomorrow morning.

“Hi, this is Marna calling back about my appointment tomorrow. I just need a dye job without the blow job.”


“Oh wait, I do, in fact, desperately need a blow job, but my hair does not need to be blown dry tomorrow.”

It’s 9:30 a.m. and I’m already thinking about sex. Thank god it’s Friday.

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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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