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Turbulence abated 0

Posted on October 20, 2004 by Marna

I had a certain amount of fear about returning to NYC. Within hours of arriving, I remembered why I left. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not ready to rip the “I love NY” bumper sticker off my car. I am ready to call California home.

Turbulence made my redeye sleepless but my eyes were open to constant reminders of what makes New York, New York. A Hasidic Jew held the door to the AirTran elevator for the male in front of me, got in, then let the door almost shut on my face. A baby screamed on the A train while we were stuck in a tunnel with a broken down train blocking our route.

When I finally got above ground at Wall Street, I realized I didn’t fit in… now or then. My big hair and jeans represented my carefree attitude. I stopped by my old office and I was greeted by a sea of unhappy corporate slaves. My laughter carried across the floor and strangers popped up from their cubicles like prairie dogs trying to determine who was having fun.

I wandered up The Street past bomb sniffing dogs and rifles to explore the Medici exhibit at Federal Hall. Bleary-eyed and hungry, Wall Street Pete dragged me past the new WTC subway stop to an Irish pub for pre-lunch beers. Less than two hours later, I was on Fifth Avenue visiting my stylist. That evening, I went to a friend’s book release party at a swanky apartment on the upper west side.

“Would you trade the Pacific Ocean for that?” my co-author friend asked as I looked at the Hudson and New Jersey.

The remainder of my visit was spent battling slow tourists on sidewalks, waiting for subways and cabs, and visiting friends. I no longer have a fear of New York. It was never a long-term career destination. I did it and I got out. I survived. Now I can go back and rediscover why New York is the great city it is…without having to live there again.

Whoops, I did it again 0

Posted on October 04, 2004 by Marna

After a 12-year voting hiatus riddled in political apathy, I signed and mailed in my voter registration card. I checked the “other” political party box and wrote in “undecided.” Another incentive: permanent absentee voting. No more geezers, no more pollsters.

Cerveza por favor 0

Posted on September 28, 2004 by Marna

You ever wonder, with all this great technology out there, why our financial institutions can’t code our bank cards for our native language. They certainly have the direct mail function figured out.

I’m really tired of getting asked if I want instructions in Spanish or English. My last name is Bunger. My ancestors are from the Fatherland, not south of the border. That’s one more angry click-to-money.

If my ATM card can be reprogrammed, maybe Citi can fix everything at once: no mortgage offers, no educational loan offers, no financial planning offers, and English-only. Oh yeah, and can I just get to my fucking money as quickly as possible?

  • About Marna

    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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