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Bottomless salad and early birds

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Marna

I had a date Saturday at 3:30 p.m. at Olive Garden.  He called ahead and asked if there was a corkage fee.  I took his bottle home with me instead. You can write the end of  this story.

I make bad decisions when people pressure me for new dating material.

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  1. David says:
    April 16, 2013 at 11:42 am

    There you go; this should have been over when he suggested Olive Garden.



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