Dont Mince Words

LWH: BUNGER

M a r n a: i got sumting pour vous, www.dontmincewords.com

M a r n a: ta-dah

LWH: hang on

LWH: looove the photo

LWH: you need a gleam sparkle thingy on your teeth

LWH: i want to take the time to update myself on your blog. its fascinating

LWH: but i’ll read it another time. love the domain name.

M a r n a: i spent about 3 months really trying to decide if I were a brand, what are my attributes.

M a r n a: and pretty much, it’s my fucking mouth

LWH: omg

LWH: i am really lol

LWH: you crack me up

M a r n a: what?

LWH: “i spent about 3 months really trying to decide if I were a brand, what are my attributes”

M a r n a: it’s true

LWH: that belongs on a sitcom, bunger

M a r n a CB: i hunted down domains, like “crazyredhead.com”

LWH: you should be writing tv

M a r n a: had to get away from Bungers cause it is too german porn-site

LWHNY: laughing again

My “Warning: Dating may induce vomiting” piece has been accepted in a collection of stories entitled “Sleeping With Snakes: Notes From The Los Angeles Underbelly.” Publishing date TBA.

Who says bad dates don’t pay? Does this mean I can start writing off condoms and perfume on my taxes?

I’ve lived in Los Angeles almost a year now. It was bound to happen at some point, but I’m just happy the weather makes me near-comotose and nonreactionary.

I had an interview for a consulting gig today. After going over my professional history and accomplishments, the interview closed with the following:

“I just have to ask. What is your sign?” the 40-something, female interviewer asked.

“I’m an Aquarian. January 24th,” I replied.

“I knew it. You have a creativity about you and you understand the big picture,” she stated.

Was I astrologically profiled? I guess I shouldn’t care since I got the business, but it is probably a good thing I didn’t reveal the fact I share the same birthday as John Belushi.

They’ll figure that out soon enough.