Dont Mince Words

I heard Oprah once said that if you want a man in your life, you have to imagine him and create him in some sort of collage and then he will manifest. I got as far as buying magnum condoms. And you know me and condoms, I buy them and they often expire. In fact, my Aunt and I gave my last big batch of expirees away with our drink tips on a cruise a few years ago.

GC has been back in New York for five days. Tonight, in preparation for our reunion tomorrow night, he asked me if I had a condom preference. No guy has ever asked me that. Of course, my preference is a condom without holes, but most of all just having a real, live guy to fill one is preference enough for me.

But, wow, thanks for asking.