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I’ve got a new boyfriend 0

Posted on October 01, 2005 by Marna

He’s white, 14 inches and his name is Mac. Right now, he’s giving me more pleasure than any prior pieces of hardware ever could.

They say once you go Mac, you’ll never go back. I think I’ll keep him around and cancel the cat idea.

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