Blow out 0
My hair salon left a voice mail asking if I needed a blow dry with my gray root dye job tomorrow morning.
“Hi, this is Marna calling back about my appointment tomorrow. I just need a dye job without the blow job.”
Laughter.
“Oh wait, I do, in fact, desperately need a blow job, but my hair does not need to be blown dry tomorrow.”
It’s 9:30 a.m. and I’m already thinking about sex. Thank god it’s Friday.