On the 13th day of Christmas 0
Posted on
December 14, 2004 by
Marna
The cards are pouring in. Neither Jesus nor Santa appears to be popular this holiday season. The statistics so far:
Reference to Christmas: zero
Reference to “Holidays”: 100%
Use of holiday iconography such as snowmen or poinsettias: 22%
Use of cats and dogs: 56%
Use of offspring spawned from human loins: 22%
Inclusion of generic “dear everyone we’re fabulous” newsletter: 33%