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Tag: birth control

  • Poached, not hard-boiled

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    Anyone who has known me for more than two weeks knows I bitch about my lady parts.  Usually it’s a nice dose of sexual inactivity complaints, but the majority of the debate is about my period and 37-year relationship with Procter & Gamble products. In the ’70s, male gyn’s generally felt the solution to long…

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  • Cost re-allocation in a down sexual economy

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    When times are tough, you begin to evaluate all your expenses. When you aren’t getting laid, you review the cost of pedicures, waxing, razors, and other associated items. I decided to go off birth control since there wasn’t anything to control. Instead, I restarted my NetFlix membership. It seemed like a better use of $20.

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  • Snip snap

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    In the heat of passion, sometimes you don’t respond logicially to questions you’d normally respond to with a laugh or a “what the fuck.” Now that a hand isn’t down my pants, I have time to think. Since the 1960’s, the Pill has been a symbol of sexual freedom for women. Within a few percentage…

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