Tag: bodily functions


  • Critical mass

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    I’ve had two serious relationships since I’ve lived in Los Angeles. My west coast operational definition of serious is a) they know my last name; b) they know where I live; and c) they say they are emotionally evolved enough to want a relationship. In both cases, the liaisons dissolved on or before the 60-day…

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  • Whiz kid

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    It is always special when my nephews decide to call me. Tonight Dave, my 2.5 year old nephew, asked his mom to dial. He had something to tell me. “Aunt Mah-na? I went pee in the potty,” Dave announced. “You did? Does that mean you are a big boy?” I asked. “Yes, and I have…

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