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Tag: feminine products

  • Poached, not hard-boiled

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    Anyone who has known me for more than two weeks knows I bitch about my lady parts.  Usually it’s a nice dose of sexual inactivity complaints, but the majority of the debate is about my period and 37-year relationship with Procter & Gamble products. In the ’70s, male gyn’s generally felt the solution to long…

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  • The pussy mortgage

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    I realized the other day that my “monthly” bleeding has had approximately a 360 month run. That’s a 30-year term. Will I ever hold the deed to my pussy? Will Proctor & Gamble release the consumer stronghold it has on my bleed box? I did some basic math and determined I’ve spent $2,156.50 on feminine…

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