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Tag: geezers

  • How does Hugh Hefner do it?

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    I had date with another 61 year-old.  No, not the sexter, but a new one.  It made me realize that I just can’t pull off the older-guy thing.  How do the mid-life crises guys date women half their age?  What do they talk about? John was charming on the phone and eager to meet me…

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  • Why, old people, WHY?

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    I know this isn’t an LA-specific phenomenon, so I can’t blame it on California, but why do old, retired people insist on doing their errands on my time? I realize they are the greatest generation, but what the fuck. Do they really need to be in the post office line at 8 a.m. with me…

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  • Your social security statement

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    Am I the only person who opens those annual Social Security statements and gets pissed? I discovered a way to redirect my hatred for all the geezers that get a paycheck thanks to me. It’s called disability. “If you become disabled right now your payment amount would be about $1,924 a month,” my estimated benefits…

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