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Understanding your economic stimulus payment

Posted on May 06, 2008 by Marna

My tax credit posted today. What a fucking crock of shit. It won’t even buy me two tanks of gas. I would of done better if I had “qualifying children” but apparently my $10 bag/week of Hill’s Science Diet dog food isn’t stimulating or qualifying enough. If only I had the time to purchase a kid from Namibia instead of rescuing a very old dog.

My $240 vibrator, which was probably made in China, stimulates my bush a hell of a lot better.

Don’t forget to vote in November.

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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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