Understanding your economic stimulus payment
Posted on
May 06, 2008 by
Marna
My tax credit posted today. What a fucking crock of shit. It won’t even buy me two tanks of gas. I would of done better if I had “qualifying children” but apparently my $10 bag/week of Hill’s Science Diet dog food isn’t stimulating or qualifying enough. If only I had the time to purchase a kid from Namibia instead of rescuing a very old dog.
My $240 vibrator, which was probably made in China, stimulates my bush a hell of a lot better.
Don’t forget to vote in November.