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Can’t see the forest for the sheets

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Marna

Good Morning Wood

If a penis grows in the bed and no one is around to see it, is it really hard?  Thanks to sexting, I know the answer to that question.

Bones is a 61 year-old Santa Barbara man who found me online.  We spoke on the phone and he was able to dialogue quite nicely, so we moved on to planning a dinner date.  That went well – three hours of good conversation ending in 10 minutes of serious kissing.  Despite the 15-year age difference, we seemed to have a lot in common.

Four days later I heard from him by text message and later that night by instant message.  On day five, he presented the gift of morning wood via a text message with attachment.  While I’d like to take credit for his sweet dreams, I’m also realistic.  I’m sure he had a piss hard-on from diuretics.

I feel that Swingers needs to be updated for the digital age.  No sexting until the recipient has seen the actual, physical hard ware and certainly, not before day six.

3 to “Can’t see the forest for the sheets”

  1. MKS says:

    OK, so have stories better than mine — lol! I hope you told Bones about your website and he sees this… N-E-X-T!

  2. L. Warren says:

    I just…don’t…SEE it…? Where IS it??

  3. lynette says:

    Jack Nicholson in the bucket list; “never waste a hard on”



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    Marna’s writing career started as a Pentagon intern. Early exposure to $500 toilet seat press releases made her appreciate creative nonfiction. Now she has more than 25 years of senior-level marketing and communications success working with Fortune 100 companies, government, nonprofits, small businesses, startups, and agencies.

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